The History of FRed Lobster

Preface

By Pete Gerbine

I’ve been asked a million times about the origin of FRed Lobster. So I’ve decided to once and for all share what I know of the history of this amazing place. Of course we enjoy the benefit of hindsight, and this story comes to you from the soft comfortable side of history, but let me assure you this is no fluffy fairy tale. You'll find no happily ever after here.

I’ve spent many years compiling information, and have taken many trips to verify my facts and speculations. Everything that I will tell you about the history of FRed Lobster is the honest truth, or as close as you’re gonna get from me.

I like to think of this story as a long road trip, a sure enough twisted windy story at best. “Wide is the path that leadeth to destruction…” as my mother used to say. You'll probably ask yourself many times during the story if we're even headed in the right direction. Rest assured, we'll get there eventually. If you'd like to hear more, get in the truck, buckle up, throw away the map, get a good grip on the “Oh Shit” handle and enjoy the ride.

Introduction

An Introduction from

The State of Gladewater Historical Society

The oral history of FRed Lobster, that had been handed down from generation to generation, was thought to have been lost forever. However, a copy of the original manuscript has recently been discovered. Unfortunately the first 3 episodes were hand written in a barely legible, extremely ancient language and we are having difficulty translating it. For now, we have decided to release the parts that have been translated from the strange language that the last episodes were written in. I believe the language was called "Koon-ash" or something similar to that... The following is the best translation of the original text that we could acquire. All that being said, I hope you enjoy

Preface

By Pete Gerbine